[After talking to young Miss Faraday, and offering his services, plus the lessons he is giving to his 'daughter', the Empress, he spends quite a long while in quiet contemplation. He usually cares little for individual persons, but in this place, he finds himself forced to live closer to the 'people' than is his wont. And, of course, Teatime is a problem. He had had potential to become a large problem in Ankh-Morpork, and is living up to that with a vengeance here. And since it is an Ankh-Morpork problem, that makes it his problem. And so, after a moment of staring at the phone in distaste, he makes a call.]
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